Saturday, June 23, 2007

3 January

A lot (and then again nothing) has happened in the past month. This book has been collecting dust in my carpet bag until I dragged it out just now. I’m sluggishly trying to recall what Christmas was like here at the Shack… let me see, I‘ll just read over my last entry… Ah yes!
Well, the job in the florists didn’t last too long. Not a week after I began working for that man an attempt was made on my life in broad day light. Broad day light! Can you believe it! Venore really is a godforsaken hell hole. I packed up, quit, and left that evening. Back to the Shack.
As homely and stately as usual was the Shack. Door half on its hinges. Couch still as broken (mind you someone made an attempt to prop it higher using a bunch of old books). Everyone lounging around (a couple had left on some journey. I ain’t surprised. It happens all the time), drinking, eating.

Christmas came and went, nothing spectacular - a quiet (well maybe not so after Redwick and I had downed nearly the whole cellar) and sociable drink amongst long time friends. Presents were swapped. Those on their quest were still away.
The new year was brought in much the same (we restocked the cellar by then). Frodo’s Hut was paid a visit that night - just to see if any adventures, or explorers were laying about - offering a great bounty for help. There were none. Back to the Shack. Time for stew. Bed.
I’m bored at this stage really. Nothing to do but laze about.
That bed by the wall looks awfully tempting - I’ll turn in for the night.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

27 November

I’ve got a job: assistant (Pah! They obviously don’t know my skill at botany, or maybe their just giving an old dwarf the chance to shine) florist to miss.. Eh… Honeydew (or was it Moneypew?)! And the owner of the warehouse said he’d allow me to rent out the loft so all round I’m reasonably happy (except about having to drag the chair back to the Shack).
Ying and Yang will have to be moved to a more permanent home. Oh goodness I totally forgot about them till now! I’ll see to that now.


- Hester

P.S. a portrait of miss Runneydon… I mean Honeydun. Oh whatever!



Wednesday, April 25, 2007

25, November - Venore City

“At best Venore is a rubbish tip; full of vagabonds, thieves’s and rats.”
From Tibia, a History by H.A. Alston.


Midday
Phew the journey through the swamps was certainly exhausting for both me and the pair (Ying and Yang that is). We managed it in two days (must be a record for an old dwarf and her two donkeys) with the broken chair in the back of my wagon tied down with rope. I’m in Venore for two reasons: to get the chair fixed and to, hopefully (I said a couple of prayers to the gods), to find a new job.
I’ve left Ying and Yang just outside the city in a nice stable which was thirty gold a day - can you believe it? No, your right, neither could I. Well I sit in a quaint (if there’s such a thing in Venore) cafĂ© with a cup of what they call coffee (it’s quite strong with a horrible foreign tangy flavour) as I write this and am about to lug the chair off to the furniture warehouse. I could find someone to lug it for me. I’ve got a couple of coins left. Hmm, maybe…



Sunset, 6 o clock.
Well, I can say in the end the chair managed to be take to the warehouse. I’m not going to say how though. That would be too embarrassing. I’ll just wave that part away, and tell you some shocking news. I was coming back from the warehouse (my purse was considerably lighter) and about to descend into the local depot when… it was terrible. The streets of this foul city were red and smoking. There was flickering flames and bodies scattered about. A giant massacre. Oh the horror. My stomach will never be the same again. Those poor, poor people. I can feel the tears on my cheeks now as I write. A little embarrassing. No wonder this city is the last on the list of the Tibian Explorer Society’s ’100 Places to Visit in a Life Time’.
It’s just too horrid.



11 o clock
In the end I managed to find a nice place to stay, it’s a loft above the local florists. The owner is a charming and surprisingly young man by the name of - well I’ve forgotten but I’m sure it’s something nice. The loft is cosy, with a little coal cooker and a nice window looking down on to the streets. I think I should write to everyone back at the Shack. Yes that’s what I’ll do.



- Hester

Thursday, April 19, 2007

23, November - the Shack

Well I never!
I woke up, got outa bed. It’s been five days since I came back to the dear Shack and every moment has been interesting and (somewhat) humorous. Well it was - that is - until this morning. I pulled on my dressing robe and half tied up my hair (I should have it re-coloured by that witch sometime soon. It’s greying again) and tottered down the stairs as usual.
Everything appeared normal; no one was up yet (lazy sods); Daisey (the cow) was out in the field with Ying and Yang (my donkeys) munching grass; and the sitting room, as I came in, was nice and tidy with Cidius on the couch again. Everything was perfect - everything except - the armchair by the heart - my favourite armchair! It’s legs were broken and the fabric was torn all along the back. I stood there in shock for what seemed like an hour (well, it was my favourite armchair!) and thought to myself: who could have done this?
I narrowed by eyes at Cidius, drooling at the mouth and snoring loudly. That little… ugh! I was so sure it was him. Whacking him a couple of times across the back got him up. Served him right too - breaking my favourite chair.
“What?” he cried and lashed out at me! Me - an old woman! The nerve!
“I dud no do it.” was his reply to my questioning him about the chair. Hmm. Now a liar as well as a vandal.
It was about ten in the morning when the rest slowly started to get up. Redwick dunked his head in the bathtub of rain water out front and then came in wringing wet, dragging murky water across the freshly clean carpets. I’ll wring his neck someday! Lapin followed shortly, then Gin (whisked down by magic. I say I‘ll never get used to it!), then Tath (he had got back the day before) and finally Merrick.
I lined them up in front of the armchair and by the ludicrous look on their faces they’d thought I’d finally lost it. Or at least they did until I pulled back the white table cloth which covered the ruined chair.
Redwick rolled his eyes and Lapin chuckled. The nerve! I gave them a couple of whacks on the shins (except for Gin who managed to stop me with magic. Damn the boy!) to keep them in line.
And… well I’d best make a long story short and tell you I now have to go to Venore to buy a new chair (and of course find a new job. The Shack is lovely but there’s one or two problems - constant cleaning; not having a key to the basement; etc - besides I need a place and something to call my own.) because not one of them would own up to damaging the chair.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

18, November - the Shack


Arrived okay at the Shack (even if it did take a whole day and these bones were not the same afterwards) and I was greeted warmly by everyone outside - Gin had a cold - that boy never wraps up and necromancy too. Heavens knows where he’ll end up. I wonder if he’s a member of the Brotherhood of Bones? I’ll have to ask him sometime.
Delion, Greca, Anentor and That were all away when I arrived. I was looking forward to seeing everyone again. Oh well - beggars can’t be choosers.
The Shack was the usual mess; dust caking the floors; spiders dancing on the rooftops - something’s just never change (oddly reassuring in a strange sort of way). Which is why I immediately felt compelled to grab a sweeping brush and clean the place up (hopefully it will give me an excuse to get into the wine cellar and sneak a quick - well not too quick - drink).
I got through the hallway first, with Terena lingering by my shoulder begging me to just sit down for five minutes. I had to get her off my back by chasing her off into the living room with the brush. In the end, when I reached the kitchen, Redwick wouldn’t let me into the cellar.
“I still don’t trust you Hester,” he said, “Not after last time.” Just because I drank some… half… okay, I admit, most of the cellars store. I had a good excuse too. But anyways that’s a story for another time.
The day wore into the night and I took a bottle of whiskey and nestled into that armchair that is so very and drowsily comfortable by the hearth.
The room was dark - fire dead and candles snuffed - when I woke. Everyone else had gone to bed (except for Cidius - he’s been drinking too and lay strewn across the couch) and I trudged up the stairs into my old bedroom. It was good to be back to a true home with a family (and of course my store of whiskey beneath the leftmost floorboard in my bedroom).


- Hester